Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.
how does music say goodbye
that was shit
*goes to fistbump mirror but my reflection goes for the high five*